Saturday, September 26, 2009

Gossip Girl 3x02

Here is the moment you all have been waiting for: “Take out your note books and sharpen your pencils, kids, Gossip Girl is going to college and this class has a lot to learn”! Oh, my, so much is happening! Obviously the Brooklynites Dan and Vanessa are heading for NYU, but so is Blair! And who is there to crush all of Blair’s hopes and dreams? Yes, Georgina, back to her mean-spirited, psychopathic, manic-depressive, passive aggressive, manipulative old self! Yes! But it wouldn’t be Blair if she didn’t find a way to crash Georgina’s party!

Nate Archibald is still sleeping with the enemy, like Romeo & Juliette, and apparently doesn’t give a hoot about going to Columbia, but that’s a Westside Story! Perhaps what he needs is a little Carmen; it sure won’t be Porgy & Bess with him! Hahahahah! You follow? Strangely, I’m getting a little fed up with Serena’s acting up because daddy won’t love her! I guess not going to Brown kinda upset me, even though we all knew from the starts she wasn’t going to leave Manhattan; going out with Carter certainly doesn’t make it any better! Ugh! I like how they are bringing in more of the less-frequently recurring characters, though. As for Chuck ... his fascinating plans to set up this decadent speakeasy are sadly thwarted by his vindictive stepsister! Oh, my, look at all the exclamation marks!

Saturday, September 19, 2009

Gossip Girl 3x01

OMGness! Gossip Girl! XOXO .. Yes!! So excited! LOL .. What will the kids on the Upper East Side be up to? Well, Chuck B. is up to his old tricks! Of course. Wouldn’t want it any other way. And what did they do last summer? Oh, you don’t wanna know, do you? It’s Gossip Girl, it’s nothing serious, just sunbathing in the Hamptons, vacaying in Europe, taking a vow of silence, or catching your boyfriend with another girl and then yelling at her for trying to steal your man, that kind of stuff, you know, Upper East Side, N.Y. 10020-10029.

Obviously scandal is following Serena like the plague in 1349. Then she dashes off in a swift gallop at the Vanderbilt charity polo event with all the cameras clicking their shutters, and mean mystery man Carter Baizen is chasing her on horseback right after he was served with a bill for stalking her. Whoa! Can you make sense of any of this? ‘Cause I sure can’t. Heehee! Naturally, all of it is Serena’s way of getting attention from her long-lost daddy. Everyone has daddy issues. Ask Freud. Serena’s are just a little more, well, um, Upper East Side-ish, I guess... Never give up, never surrender. You know you love me. XOXO Gossip Girl.