You know I have to do this ... “you know you love me, xo xo, Gossip Girl”! Teehee! Oh, c’mon, you know you want to hear what happens the morning after Dan’s fearless threesome! Talk about awkward. Or not. It depends. Dan’s all up in the clouds about it, Nate’s the buzz kill, but then Vanessa bumps into them ... and the awkwardness begins! Not to mention Olivia has to swallow before she can pretend not to mind that Dan and Vanessa are going to a Morrissey concert together... And let’s not forget that Vanessa and Olivia are still roommates up at NYU ... more awkwardness ... We’re totally freaking out, aren’t we?
That snotty, jealous Olivia snatches Dan away from his concert with Vanessa, to go to a cabaret writing thing, so he can apply to whatever, some writing program, I guess, and Blair gets involved, too, because she still wants to find a crowd to reign over ... Dan wants to save the day by asking Vanessa to jump aboard also ... and now their making a satirical adaptation of Snow White based on the lyrics of Lady Gaga, starring Olivia, written by Dan, produced by Blair, and directed by Vanessa ... this couldn’t go wronger!!! Meanwhile, Jenny sure doesn’t mind showing a handsome young European around town, whose father’s an ambassador, and he is ... well, a drug dealer! And Jenny’s totally thrilled. When Chuck comes to rescue his stepsister he tells the guy, “Dude, I’m Chuck Bass. You Europeans must know what that means.” Ahahaha! The plot involving Serena working at young congressman Tripp’s office is pretty darn silly. I won’t waste even more of your time on it.
That snotty, jealous Olivia snatches Dan away from his concert with Vanessa, to go to a cabaret writing thing, so he can apply to whatever, some writing program, I guess, and Blair gets involved, too, because she still wants to find a crowd to reign over ... Dan wants to save the day by asking Vanessa to jump aboard also ... and now their making a satirical adaptation of Snow White based on the lyrics of Lady Gaga, starring Olivia, written by Dan, produced by Blair, and directed by Vanessa ... this couldn’t go wronger!!! Meanwhile, Jenny sure doesn’t mind showing a handsome young European around town, whose father’s an ambassador, and he is ... well, a drug dealer! And Jenny’s totally thrilled. When Chuck comes to rescue his stepsister he tells the guy, “Dude, I’m Chuck Bass. You Europeans must know what that means.” Ahahaha! The plot involving Serena working at young congressman Tripp’s office is pretty darn silly. I won’t waste even more of your time on it.
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