Oh, my freaking Gossip Girl! We are back – and how much have I been pining to find out what has been going on with Serena and Nate, Blair and Chuck, Dan and Vanessa, Jenny and Eric, Lily and Rufus, and Georgina, too! Last we saw the Upper East Side elitists, Jenny was banned from Manhattan, Serena and Blair were off to Paris, and Chuck was shot down in some dingy Czech alleyway. So what’s new? Well, Serena has been enjoying her newly single summer of love in Paris with Vespa boys and bartenders, Blair and Balenciaga. But their rivalry flares back up when Blair is courted by a Grimaldi prince of Monaco and Serena’s accepted at Columbia. Nate has been spending his summer victoriously enjoying endless throngs of sexual conquest, but opens up about his broken heart to an intriguing new woman in his life, Juliet, but things aren’t what they seem – she’s been stalking Nate via Gossip Girl. And when Vanessa shows up at the Humphrey’s Dumbo loft all the baby mama drama bursts in the open. Georgina takes the baby to Lily and Rufus, with a fake paternity test in tow, and makes Dan sign the birth certificate. As for Chuck, he has been M.I.A, since May, hasn’t kept in touch with Lily or his Empire business. Lily gets a call from France that his body has been found shot dead in Paris. Oh, the drama!
When Dan signed the certificate, I think I screamed no!!! And that dinner with the French royalty guy cracked me up. Who needs enemies with a friend like Blair?
ReplyDeleteDan's a douche, always has been. I am starting to like Blair more than Serena. (Monaco is not French, you numbskull!)
ReplyDeleteOh I thought it was French royalty! I always liked Blair better, come on Branko keep up!
ReplyDeleteYou may have liked Blair from the beginning, but it was Blake Lively who got me to watch the series in the first place. Deal with it!
ReplyDeleteLol, I forgot about your crush on Lively. What happened to Jenny, has she left? She was kind of annoying.
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