Back in the Costa Blanca a rare thunderstorm spoils the vacation fun. Bitter biting Pauline is forced to stay with her mother as her flight has been cancelled. Everyone is crowding around the reception desk. “We are all sitting in the same boat,” Mateo exclaims in hopes of calming people down. “But it’s not a boat,” Donald retorts, “that’s my point!” “We’re all gonna die,” Madge cries hysterically, certain the storm is a terrorist attack. “It will be like seven-eleven all over again.” Oh, man, this show is hilarious! When everyone is steered to the Hawaiian function room, Janet bumps into her old flame Johnny “Neptune” Nelson. She’s all flustered. Years ago he asked her to marry him and she said no. Little Michael has a run in of his own – with a pretty little blonde from one of the other hotels nearby. For his part, Donald’s been informed after his incident in the pool that he has only three more months to live. And the afternoon’s entertainment! A heavy metal outfit fronted by trannie Lesly performing country ballads and soft rock tunes. What a charm!
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