Gossip Girl 3x02

Here is the moment you all have been waiting for: “Take out your note books and sharpen your pencils, kids, Gossip Girl is going to college and this class has a lot to learn”! Oh, my, so much is happening! Obviously the Brooklynites Dan and Vanessa are heading for NYU, but so is Blair! And who is there to crush all of Blair’s hopes and dreams? Yes, Georgina, back to her mean-spirited, psychopathic, manic-depressive, passive aggressive, manipulative old self! Yes! But it wouldn’t be Blair if she didn’t find a way to crash Georgina’s party!

Nate Archibald is still sleeping with the enemy, like Romeo & Juliette, and apparently doesn’t give a hoot about going to Columbia, but that’s a Westside Story! Perhaps what he needs is a little Carmen; it sure won’t be Porgy & Bess with him! Hahahahah! You follow? Strangely, I’m getting a little fed up with Serena’s acting up because daddy won’t love her! I guess not going to Brown kinda upset me, even though we all knew from the starts she wasn’t going to leave Manhattan; going out with Carter certainly doesn’t make it any better! Ugh! I like how they are bringing in more of the less-frequently recurring characters, though. As for Chuck ... his fascinating plans to set up this decadent speakeasy are sadly thwarted by his vindictive stepsister! Oh, my, look at all the exclamation marks!