Gossip Girl 3x03

It’s time, of course, for Gossip Girl, “your one and only source into the scandalous lives of Manhattan’s elite.” Ew, Dan & Georgina, nasty ... but kinky! “Ew, ew! I’m wearing gloves and I still want to wash my hands,” as Blair puts it so poignantly when she walks in on them making out! Did I tell you about Scott? I probably didn’t and you probably don’t care either. But, hey, we’re here and I’m doing all the talking, so, Scott is the love child of Serena’s mother and Dan’s father, and strangely just about as old as they are. He’s also going to NYU (or pretending he is) and is dating Vanessa (that’s Dan’s on-and-off girlfriend when he’s not with Serena). Oh, and no one knows he is their half-brother... At least, not yet, because Vanessa is starting to suspect something’s wrong with this dude. Everything and everyone comes together at this Sotheby’s auction, it’s too much to explain, but it’s fun, it’s awkward, it’s over the top, it’s melodrama, it’s Gossip Girl! Scott wants to fess up, but doesn’t... Then Georgina catches the truth... Plus Carter Baizen apparently has a history with Nate’s new girlfriend... Inneressing! But what about Jenny, huh? I mean, it’s the third episode and we haven’t really seen much of her at all...