Showing posts with label Tudors. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Tudors. Show all posts

Monday, June 28, 2010

The Six Wives of Henry VIII

The question whether Henry VIII ever truly loved any of his six wives is to me not only irrelevant but also unhistorical. A man of his standing would never marry solely for romantic reasons, but rather to strengthen his dynastic position, to cement diplomatic alliances and to create political ties. But before I move on, let’s make sure we separate Tudor history from the stories on Showtime’s The Tudors. Fact and fiction, to be sure, do often influence each other – and that certainly applies to the historiography of Henry VIII and his six wives. In many respects his reign can be regarded as an aberration. The violence and terror, the religious turmoil, as well as the King’s marital affairs or his tyrannical cruelty, are all uncanny in British history. It is therefore easy, though probably simplistic, to blame Henry for capriciousness.

We must first of all remember that Henry had been married to his first wife, Catherine of Aragon, twenty-four years before he had their marriage annulled. There were several factors that doubtless influenced him, but apparently never his feelings for the Queen herself. The King deeply desired a male heir, which she was unable to produce. Consequently, he projected that desire onto someone else, and that happened to be Anne Boleyn. Henry may even have been genuinely disturbed by the idea that Catherine had consummated her first marriage to Henry’s brother Arthur, before she became his queen. A religiously and legally endorsed annulment of their marriage should have been the least complicated method to terminate their relationship. A divorce with Catherine could jeopardize Britain’s ties with Spain; and in the religious wars of the time, a break with the Vatican would further endanger England’s international position.

It is not surprising, then, that Henry immediately sought political support for his marriage with Anne – and found it in France. The Boleyn family, not coincidentally was highly regarded at the time. It remains possible that the King found Anne’s initial rejection tantalizing, as his desire for a male heir grew. (He had already maintained an affair with her older sister Mary.) As the King’s Great Matter (securing the annulment from Catherine) dragged on, his (unconsummated) courtship with Anne, moreover, lasted for seven years! Naturally, Anne’s upbringing, education, and intelligence added to the attraction. However, such personal traits were disagreeable once she became Queen and openly meddled in court politics, especially effecting the downfall of Thomas Moore and Bishop Fisher. She soon became a threat to Thomas Cromwell. After giving birth to Princess Elizabeth, Anne failed to deliver the much desired male heir, miscarrying twice. None of this smacks of fickleness on the king’s part – although the charges of treason (adultery and incest) now seem preposterous.

Henry then married Jane Seymour (second cousin of Anne), also of prominent noble descent, though not as high as her predecessors – nor as well educated. There isn’t much to say about the King’s third Queen. She was conservative, Catholic, urged Henry to reconcile with Lady Mary (to no avail), but did bear a male heir to the throne, Prince Edward. Shortly after, she died from postnatal complications (perhaps puerperal fever). The King mourned for months and did not remarry for three years.

It’s with the next queen that we can discern a measure of folly on the king’s part. His marriage to Anne of Cleves was first and foremost a diplomatic alliance with the Protestant German Confederation, a decided move against Catholic France and Spain – not to mention Rome. It was Cromwell who advised to the union – and Henry had never met her in person until shortly before their wedding. If it’s incredible the King would arrange another annulment within mere months, it’s even more remarkable that subsequently he treated her generously – inviting her to court frequently and styling her his “beloved sister.” Anne certainly wasn’t hideous and Henry clearly came to respect her. It seems to me there were other motives behind the dissolution of their marriage that have not been transmitted.

When we get to Henry’s marriage to Catherine Howard, we shouldn’t lose out of sight that the King by now was nearing 50, weighed some 300 pounds, and had a festering ulcer on his leg, while she was not even 20 years old. No matter how much he was looking forward siring another son with this young lass, she must have found that idea repulsive. There can be no doubt that Henry felt deeply betrayed by Catherine’s affair with Culpeper – for even if she had borne a child, he would never have been able to know who the father was. But more than betray the King personally, the Queen also betrayed the royal house and the country over which it ruled by threatening the dynastic succession with a bastard child. The King’s response is therefore quite understandable – even if by modern standards her execution was brutal.

While I do not understand why Henry was attracted to Catherine Parr, if he was so perturbed about the idea that Catherine of Aragon or Catherine Howard may have consummated their prior marriages, I find no madness in this last marriage. Unhappily married twice before (though without bearing children), Catherine Parr was much desired as a wealthy widow. Taking on a maternal role, she was able to reconcile the king with his daughters, Lady Mary and Lady Elizabeth, who were now officially restored in line of succession after Prince Edward. The Queen reigned aptly as regent while the King campaigned unsuccessfully against France. She may have clashed with Henry over religious matters, feeling his reforms were merely half-measure; her protestant sympathies certainly roused the suspicion of Bishop Gardiner and Chancellor Wriothesley. But she survived the King and, by now in her mid-thirties, Catherine could finally marry out of love and bear a child to Thomas Seymour, only to die in childbirth herself.

As for the actresses portraying Henry’s wives in The Tudors, I have great respect for Maria Doyle Kennedy’s poised depiction of Catherine of Aragon. Apart from the fact that she is stunningly beautiful, she displayed a strong-willed character with stoic endurance and faithful loyalty to her king, her nephew (the Spanish Charles V), the pope, and to god. In contrast, I couldn’t stand Natalie Dormer, who played Anne Boleyn. I found her frivolous, meddlesome and simply annoying. In all honesty, I don’t recall much of Annabelle Wallace’s Jane Seymour. She flashed by in four episodes, was adored, gave birth, and died. I had much difficulty with Joss Stone portraying Anne of Cleves – not just because she is Joss Stone, or because of the silly German accent, but because she was so stiff and uncomfortable. In the last season, however, that stiff and formal performance fitted the circumstances very well. It’s not so much that I find Tamzin Merchant a poor actress (although that horse’s mouth is fairly distracting) – in fact her performance when she “confesses” her “sins” is quite impressive –, it’s that Catherine Howard’s mindless, hysterical character annoyed me to no end. Then we come to Joely Richardson’s fine performance as Catherine Parr: not especially attractive, though charming, but certainly respectable and righteous.

One last note: I find that the passage of time (1518-1547) is poorly depicted in the series. (My greatest qualm being that JRM’s Henry VIII hardly ages over those three decades, and then suddenly is old overnight.) Season 1 covers the years from 1518 till 1530 (over a year per episode); seasons 2 just deals with the four years between 1532 and 1536; seasons 3 similarly covers just four years, between 1536 and 1540; and season 4 covers the last seven (well over half a year per episode, but the first six just cover two years). Nevertheless, we hardly get the impression that more than five years have passed. It would have helped if we saw characters, like the King or Charles Brandon, age with time. All we get are a few grey hairs by the end of season four; and then overnight Henry is old and hoarse, reads poorly and moves about even worse. Of course, being a historian, I take some umbrage with that.

Monday, June 21, 2010

Tudors 4x10

It’s finally time for the reign of Henry VIII to come to its end. Honestly, my interest in The Tudors has waned significantly since it began. With his death imminent, the King mourns his losses, not so much virtue and honor, but irrevocable time, which once lost can never be redeemed. Business still proceeds at court – Bishop Gardiner continuing to persecute Protestants, a French admiral paying his respects in honor of a peace treaty – but mostly, this episode is about taking leave of life on earth. Factions form around Prince Edward and Lady Mary. Gardiner insinuates to Mary that many would prefer to see her on the throne rather than her half-brother with his overweening uncle as regent. Religion thus divides the court as Edward’s Protector, Lord Hartford, is a staunch supporter of the Reformation, while Bloody Mary would wish nothing less than restore Catholicism in her realm. For his part, Henry declares his commitment to his religious reforms, intending to replace the Catholic mass with a simple communion. With the King’s approval, Gardiner has issued a warrant for the Queen’s arrest on charges of heresy. Yet, Henry is adamant in his faith in Catherine. When Lord Wriothesley comes to arrest the Queen, the King angrily rebuffs him – leaving everyone nervous. Henry has Gardiner removed from court.

Meanwhile, Charles Brandon, the King’s closest and longest friend and trusted advisor is taken ill and dies after they see each other for one last time. The King also has visitations of the ghosts of his deceased wives. Catherine of Aragon chides him that their daughter has not yet been married, and reminds him that in god’s eyes she is still his wife. Anne Boleyn reprimands him for not loving their daughter more, and for defending herself against the accusation that led to her downfall. Jane Seymour reproves him that he expected too much of their son, who, she predicts, will die young. Then Henry dreams he is young and vigorous again, looking up toward a variegated heaven, until Death comes galloping from behind and the sky’s turned black. The final scene revolves around Holbein’s iconic portrait of the King, which presents him as he would have like to see himself: majestic, opulent, bellicose, masculine. With that image, the series closes. It’s been a pleasure, but I found my interest waxing and waning a great many times. Next week I will delve somewhat deeper into the history and portrayal of the Six Wives of Henry VIII.

Monday, June 14, 2010

Tudors 4x09

I’d say it’s about time that Showtime series The Tudors comes to an end. I admit that Jonathan Rhys Meyers’ husky whispers and pouting lips were starting to annoy me. But I find it really ridiculous that suddenly he looks fifty years older than the previous episode, what with thin grey hair and a frizzy beard, not to mention the even more ridiculous broken voice – also notice that no one else seems to have aged so fast... So, King Henry VIII is aging rapidly, the French campaign has taken its toll, and his festering leg wound gives him constant pain. The Pandora’s Box of the King’s Anglican Reformation continues to divide court and country. Catholic Bishop Gardiner joins forces with recently appointed Chancellor Wriothesley persecuting Protestants. Queen Catherine becomes more vocal in encouraging her husband to finish his religious reforms by purging the Church. Bloody Mary causes another rift in the royal house by befriending Wriothesley and supporting Gardiner to rid the realm of heretics. Around Christmas time, the King addresses the House of Commons urging them to reconcile the religious divisions that are tearing the country apart. Despite such talk of love and charity, in his folly, the King allows the British Inquisition to interrogate and torture supposed heretics, burning a female preacher at the stake. He even grants Gardiner to investigate the Queen.

Meanwhile, news from France isn’t good. Lord Surrey, that most noble Henry Howard, has risked the King’s possession of Boulogne with an unprovoked battle against overwhelming odds, and lost 600 men. The taciturn Spanish Emperor is threatening to ally with France against England, making overtures of war. Stripped of his command and forced to return to court, Lord Surrey, however, remains defiant. Upon learning that the King is seriously ill, he conspires to set himself up as Protector of young Prince Edward in hopes of taking possession of the throne himself after the King’s death. He is arrested on charges of treason and imprisoned in the Tower of London, but attempts to escape. A trial quickly follows, in which the jury is threatened by Lord Hartford (he of the rivaling Seymours) not to acquit him, and Lord Surrey is sentenced to be hanged, drawn and quartered. Proud to the last, he replies to the guilty verdict that there is no law that justifies them, but that the King wants to rid the court of noble blood.

Monday, June 7, 2010

Tudors 4x08

On his French campaign, King Henry VIII “brought enough canons to conquer hell.” Yet his Siege of Boulogne is stalling due to poor weather and dysentery, not to mention lack of basic provisions, causing thousands of deaths. The king is evidently losing it, blaming the troops for losing their morale out of cowardice. Yet it is not he, but Charles Brandon, Duke of Suffolk, who visits the soldiers’ camp and witnesses the plight they are in. Brandon also has his own Briseis, a lovely French war captive, with whom he has a little romp in the sack.

After weeks of digging a tunnel from the camp to the city wall, Henry’s men finally set off an explosion and breach a hole in the city’s defenses. Despite the fact that the purpose of his campaign was to capture Paris, the singular victory at Boulogne suffices for Henry and he returns to England, to his queen and his royal throne. (I won’t bore you with the historical inaccuracies of the siege’s depiction.)

Meanwhile, Queen Catherine Parr has not only been acting adequately as regent in the king’s absence, she has also been caring very well for the king’s three children, as if they were her own. Lady Mary, however, is growing ever more feverish in her Catholic faith, and promises the retiring Spanish ambassador that she will burn as many heretics and spill as much blood as necessary to purge the realm should she ever become, well, Bloody Mary. In all, I am glad to say that the series has picked up qualitatively from the rather tedious earlier episodes.

Monday, May 31, 2010

Tudors 4x07

Is it me, or did Henry turn grey overnight? If Anne of Cleves looked like a Flanders mare and Catherine Howard like a neighing foal, Catherine Parr reminds me of a white filly. The new queen requests that Henry’s children visit her at court so she can be a proper stepmother to them, to which the king consents. When Henry’s suppurating boil bursts, Catherine nurses it with great care. Already Bishop Gardiner is plotting against her – and for good reason: she soon appoints a protestant as her personal chaplain. At court there’s another sumptuous ball, in honor this time of the Duke of Najera, arriving in England while preparations are made for the oncoming war against France.

Before embarking on his French campaign, his last grand stand to regain lost lands on the continent, the king installs the queen as his regent in his absence. The campaign is all bravura: “we brought enough canons to conquer hell,” Henry brags. Then boom, bang, whiiizzz, crash, aarrrggh! It’s almost Monty Python’s Flying Circus. And soon, completely in line with those sentiments, it starts raining, the field turns into mud, and they can’t fire their guns or canons. While the English are trying to dig their way into the fortress of Boulogne, a French sortie has dug their way out, leading Lord Surrey into a trap out of which Lord Suffolk needs to rescue him. A nice skirmish ensues. Not much later, though, the English forces are beset by dysentery. Will the King be forced to abandon his campaign?

Sunday, May 23, 2010

Tudors 4x06

War is brewing in Tudor England, and King Henry VIII is itching for a fight, whether with the Scots or the French. The Spanish Ambassador offers just the right pretext for war: the alliance between France and the Turks. James, King of Scots, has been ravaging the English countryside along the border for a while, and now Henry sends Edward Seymore, Lord Hertford, and Henry Howard, Lord Surrey, to issue a warning. (Actually, Thomas Wharton was sent as commander of the British army.) The Brits win a victory against the Scots at the Battle of Solway Moss, and several noblemen are captured on the field. As if that isn’t enough, the Scottish King soon dies, while his wife had just given birth to their only child, a girl. And so it’s another season to be merry at court, and the king instructs his daughter, Princess Mary, to oversee the Christmas festivities. (Not to turn on the History Channel again, but Mary and Elizabeth were actually restored in line of succession after Edward only two years later, at the instigation of Catherine Parr.)

Meanwhile, Thomas Seymour (Jane’s younger brother) pays a visit to Lord Latymer, who is slowly succumbing to old age. Thomas has an eye on Lady Latymer, Catherine Parr, and she returns his sentiments. When the king realizes Lady Latymer will soon become a rich widow, he immediately begins courting her and removes Thomas from court by sending him away as Ambassador to the Netherlands. Catherine is by no means pleased by the king’s attention, but cannot refuse. On his deathbed, her husband’s last words to her were: “Go to Hell.” She is still officially mourning his passing, when the king extends his hand in marriage. Once Henry agrees on a treaty with Catholic Spain, Bishop Gardiner launches another round of religious persecutions against evangelical protestants (Lutherans and Calvinists). In short, political and romantic intrigue, reeling and dealing, and a good measure of entertainment have returned to the show, thankfully.

Sunday, May 16, 2010

Tudors 4x05

Some heads are gonna roll on The Tudors! Don’t you just know it? Henry has received an anonymous letter accusing Catherine Howard of licentiousness while staying at Lambeth with the Dowager Duchess, maintaining intimate relations with her music teacher Manox and that derelict Dereham who’s now her majesty’s personal secretary. The king disbelieves the allegations, but nevertheless demands a thorough investigation and places the queen under house arrest. The British Inquisition goes into full swing, and soon people start admitting the truth, if only after severe torture. Dereham claims that he was contracted to marry Catherine, before she left for the royal court, but denies that he had intercourse with after she became queen. Soon, though, Catherine’s adulterous affair with that charmingly cunning Culpeper is discovered. The king responds swiftly and coldly refuses to grant the queen mercy. First Culpeper and Dereham are executed for treason -- the later hanged, drawn & quartered. And while Catherine prepares herself for her execution, Henry has invited two dozen lovely ladies for a lavish soiree. At last Lady Rochford and Catherine are publicly beheaded. I can’t say I’m sad to see that annoying little lass gone. After four increasingly tiresome episodes, this was a welcome injection of excitement. Let’s see what this Catherine Parr is all about!

Friday, May 7, 2010

Tudors 4x04

King Henry VIII has reached Yorkshire on his tour of the North. But rather than dealing with such pressing issues as the impending war between France and Spain, or the impertinent incursions of James, King of Scots, Henry prefers to frolic with his youthful queen in her bedchamber. That annoying twat, her royal majesty, is still maintaining that sordid affair with her charming Culpeper. Things heat up, though, with the arrival of Francis Dereham, her former lover when she was staying at that licentious Lambeth House. He’s a well right petulant prick who blackmails her into giving him a position as her personal secretary. Then he goes about brawling and bragging how intimately he knows her, and generally acting like a buffoon. Lord Surrey keeps fulminating at the upstart nobility promoted by the King’s favors which he fears endangers the true aristocracy such as his own premier lineage. The episode was perhaps not as tedious as the previous one, but I’m afraid I don’t find the plots and subplots terribly compelling.

Sunday, May 2, 2010

Tudors 4x03

In the Tudor England of Henry VIII and his fifth wife Catherine Howard nothing much is happening it would seem... While Henry is indisposed due to the ulcerating boil on his leg, his tweeting queen, this neighing foal, caves in to the seductive charms of that cunning Culpeper and takes him as her lover. On his part, Henry grows a liking to his former queen, Anne, and visits her bedchamber. Moaning and groaning apart, the King stirs up some dirt by touring the North, forgiving the populace for the recent uprising (the Pilgrimage of Grace which he had suppressed ruthlessly), gaining much needed popularity in preparation for a confrontation with James, King of Scots. In this endeavor, Henry has brought his eldest daughter, Lady Mary, who displays true regal composure – despite her resentment for the new queen – in striking contrast to her royal majesty’s lowly demeanor. Meanwhile, Lord Surrey is brewing up a storm against the Seymour family. To be honest, I cannot say I particularly enjoyed this rather tedious episode.

Saturday, April 24, 2010

Tudors 4x02

It’s the season to be merry at the Tudors’ court, and King Henry has not only invited his daughter Lady Mary, but also his recently divorced wife Anne of Cleves – all very awkward for her royal crumpet Catherine Howard (despite all the lavish presents). Lady Mary (an amazing Sarah Bolger) has grown to become a heroically stoic young woman much like her mother, Catherine of Aragon. She struggles to suffer silently all the queen’s spiteful jealousy. Queen Catherine does bond, however, with Anne (an awkward Jess Stone). The mindless chattering and cackling of the young Queen and her retinue is about as infuriating as watching Hugh Hefner’s latest girlfriends twit and tweet. Since her only education at Lambeth took place in the bedroom, it’s not surprising that she soon agrees to meet that boy Culpeper in her bedchamber. The lad had already been working his way up enjoying the loins of Lady Rochford, her majesty’s lady-in-waiting. While the king’s festering wound continues suppurating, he remains bent on provoking war somewhere, and sends a general to the North to harass James, King of Scots. Honestly, though, it’s all rather unexciting, I’m afraid...

Sunday, April 18, 2010

Tudors 4x01

The fourth and final season of The Tudors began this week. Jane Seymour died after giving King Henry VIII his much desired male heir. So he soon found himself another wife, Anne of Cleves, but thought her disagreeable, and so took up a mistress, Catherine Howard (first cousin of the king’s second wife Anne Boleyn). As soon as his never-consummated marriage with Anne is annulled he marries this young lass. (Remember that she wasn’t even 20 years old, while Henry was nearing 50!) This lovely temptress laid herself abed on petals of red roses, like a sweet crumpet with strawberry jam, whispering if his majesty wouldn’t come to bed. This childish queen frolics mindlessly around the palace, giggling and cackling, while the king develops a crazy giggle. With such a delicious piece of plump, buttery pastry dancing around court soon others crave to taste a little crumb – particularly that young royal servant Thomas Culpeper (honestly, that’s a real name), who goes about raping and killing to quench his thirst, as he puts it. Then there’s Catherine’s past about which she is very secretive (i.e., her affairs at the licentious Lambeth House, “puffing and blowing in the dark”) – the only real education she seemed to have received. Meanwhile, war with France is once more looming on the horizon. A nice start of the concluding part of King Henry’s reign, though not particularly gripping.

Sunday, April 11, 2010

Tudors - recap

“Previously on The Tudors” ... We’ve already seen King Henry VIII of England divorce, decapitate or otherwise terminate his relationship with four of his six wives: Catherine of Aragon, Anne Boleyn, Jane Seymour and Anne of Cleves. We’ve seen him and apparently all male members of the entire court maintain affairs with various ladies-in-waiting and all sorts of other blond damsels (in or out of distress). There has been political intrigue of international scale, scandal and conspiracy at court, religious turmoil and rebellion. We’ve seen the downfall of the King’s most trusted advisors, Cardinal Wolsey and Thomas Cromwell. There were great parts played by Maria Doyle Kennedy (Catherine of Aragon), Sam Neill (Wolsey), James Frain (Cromwell), Peter O’Toole (Pope Paul III), and Max von Sydow (Otto von Waldburg). Natalie Dormer (as Anne Boleyn) was annoying, and Joss Stone (as Anne of Cleves) even more so. But much of the series, of course, depends on what you think about Jonathan Rhys Meyers, who for no discernable reason (other than that women think him sexy) plays Henry VIII ... a thin, handsome, early-thirties actor playing a fat, ugly, forty/fifty year-old character... [!] Kinda strains the show’s credibility... Especially because one of the more repulsive aspects of Henry’s six marriages was that, as he got older, fatter, uglier and madder, his brides seemingly became younger and younger... Tomorrow the fourth and final season premiers on Showtime.