Are you ready for the scantily clad, empty-headed Girls Next Door? For five seasons I have watched this series with my jaw ajar, completely aghast at the utter stupidity of these girls. For those of you who don’t know what I’m talking about, the show is about three live-in girlfriends of Playboy founder Hugh Hefner. For me personally, as I profoundly loathe reality shows, the only reason I could bear watching this particular show was because it is so atrociously awful. Kendra especially is disturbingly dumb: she’s a tomboy with fake boobs, who shakes her booty at every chance she gets (even though she has a flat ass) and flashes her tits at every turn. Sorry if my sexism offends anyone, but that’s what this show is about. When last season ended Kendra was moving out and soon announced her relation with some Philly Eagle football player; Bridget left to host her own program (Bridget’s Sexiest Beaches); and Holly broke up with Hef, briefly dated illusionist Chris Angel, and will now host her own program, too (Holly’s World).
Now we’re supposed to care about twin sisters Kristina and Karissa, and their newest best-friend-forever Crystal... The Playboy Mansion is alive with sunny cheer and barely legal babes! 23-year old Crystal is an annoyingly high-pitched Val Gal airhead, whose boobs keep falling out. She’s not the new Holly, she says, Holly is the old her... The indistinguishable 19-year old twins are like Bridget and Kendra rolled into one, being neither one nor the other. They talk at the same time and say the same things, in the same voice, and even admit they have the same personality... They have two indistinguishable dogs which they died pink... Then they go to Las Vegas and meet up with Holly, they party and tweet and giggle. “Oh, my gawd, like, freakin’ damn, I was like, whassup, that’s awesome!” Enough, right? Yeah, I thought so.
Now we’re supposed to care about twin sisters Kristina and Karissa, and their newest best-friend-forever Crystal... The Playboy Mansion is alive with sunny cheer and barely legal babes! 23-year old Crystal is an annoyingly high-pitched Val Gal airhead, whose boobs keep falling out. She’s not the new Holly, she says, Holly is the old her... The indistinguishable 19-year old twins are like Bridget and Kendra rolled into one, being neither one nor the other. They talk at the same time and say the same things, in the same voice, and even admit they have the same personality... They have two indistinguishable dogs which they died pink... Then they go to Las Vegas and meet up with Holly, they party and tweet and giggle. “Oh, my gawd, like, freakin’ damn, I was like, whassup, that’s awesome!” Enough, right? Yeah, I thought so.
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