Girls Next Door 6x03

Wow, whoa, oh my gawd, hahahaha, yay, check out those bikinis, hot stuff, groovy baby, oww, baby, it’s time for the Girls Next Door! What’s up? Well, Hef’s girls want to throw a 70s roller disco party. “We were born in 1989. So we know nothing about the 70s,” the twin twits say in tandem. But, if you don’t know a thing about that time, there’s always Barbi Benton, Hugh Hefner’s former girlfriend from way back when! Barbi always loves to get back in Hef’s limelight and steal some of his girls’ action. You know this is going to get awkward! I’m glued to my screen, gawking. Barbi even brought her daughter (a real two for the price of one deal), who’s their age! It’s strange, Barbi explains, to come up to the Mansion, because the girls change every few years, while she remains the constant. Ouch! So they try on 70s hot pants, but their fake butts are too big, and they practice roller skating. Then it’s time to par-tay! The twins were the only ones wearing G-strings. “We were ass on skates,” Karissa says (or is it Kristina?) ... Oh, my goodness, enough already!