“Look, you guys, it’s the world famous Playboy Mansion, you guys. He’s got all kinds of animals over here. Everything is over here, you guys.” Um... yeah... this is why I absolutely loathe reality shows with a vehement passion. Girls Next Door for five seasons has been astoundingly atrocious, so ghastly appalling that it was jawdroppingly fascinating. Now that Kendra is gone, Holly has left, and Bridget is no longer there ... it’s not been the same. The twin twits Karissa and Kristina, and their BFF Crystal just scream and yell, just “oh, my gawd” and “hahaha” ... they hurt my ears and they aren’t lookers either... I can’t watch this for much longer... Just skinny, blonde airheads can’t entertain me.
This one episode, they decide to go out camping ... in the Mansion’s backyard ... “We’ve never been camping before,” twin number one says. “No, we’ve never been camping before. Camping is not our thing,” twin number two echoes... “I’m impressed you got it up,” Hef says when he sees the tent the girls made, “I’m always impressed when you get it up.” Oh, jeesh, he didn’t. “I just wanna know how many blondes it takes to light up a fire,” one of their playmates quips. And in the end, the most annoying thing they always say on reality shows ... “We really got to bond with each other and get to know each other more.” Ugh!
This one episode, they decide to go out camping ... in the Mansion’s backyard ... “We’ve never been camping before,” twin number one says. “No, we’ve never been camping before. Camping is not our thing,” twin number two echoes... “I’m impressed you got it up,” Hef says when he sees the tent the girls made, “I’m always impressed when you get it up.” Oh, jeesh, he didn’t. “I just wanna know how many blondes it takes to light up a fire,” one of their playmates quips. And in the end, the most annoying thing they always say on reality shows ... “We really got to bond with each other and get to know each other more.” Ugh!
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