Girls Next Door 6x05

Let’s return to the Playboy Mansion and gawk at the atrociously annoying Girls Next Door. In this episode Crystal and her mum are planting a little vegetable garden in the backyard. “It’s always more fun when it’s growing,” Hef quips. He did, he went there. Sheesh. Karissa or Kristina says: “When Hef told us we’re going to be in a movie, we freaked the fuck out.” “Yeah, we freaked the fuck out,” the other twin echoes. Numbskulls don’t even know who Sofia Coppola is, or, worse, Francis Ford Coppola! “Hahahaha,” the twins go. “Learning how to use the pole was tougher than we thought,” one of them admits. “Oh, my gawd, was it hard,” the other sighs. After a few weeks of practice Sofia stops by and is impressed with their skills on the pole. Meanwhile Crystal is going for her first centerfold test shoot. She explains that just because you’re Hef’s girlfriend you don’t just automatically become a playmate, and is quick to point out that Barbi Benton, Holly, Bridget and Kendra never made it. Still, they wouldn’t show us her shoot if she’d gotten rejected, so it’s little surprise to hear that Hef loved it and picked her to be Playmate of the Month (Dec. 2009). Um, yeah, it’s starting to become like just another reality show... shucks...