Girls Next Door 6x06

“Dasha is wild,” the twins Karissa and Kristina say, talking about Dasha Astafieva, the Ukrainian model, singer, and Playboy’s 55th Anniversary Playmate. “We would definitely never ever, ever think of taking our panties off, especially on the red carpet!” the twin twits continue. “She is not very good at knowing where her boundaries are,” the other airhead, Crystal, explains, “maybe because she’s foreign. I’m not really sure.” From there the Girls Next Door are suddenly taken to Italy, where they are attending the Sanremo Music Festival with Hef. Once in Rome, the three girls go all, “yeah, wow you guys, pretty, cool, yeah, oh my gawd, it’s so pretty ... it’s so cool here ... there’s like a bunch of old buildings and walls and there’s people driving on vespas everywhere...” To surprise them, Hef also invited Dasha to the party ... and the little spoilsport brought a painting of Hef and her ... the girls feel she crossed the freakin’ line! Awkward! At the festival, all four girls walk him down the stairs where he’s interviewed for half an hour while they sit pretty. Then they attend the re-launch party of the Italian Playboy, where Dasha is still flirting with Hef, to Crystal’s great chagrin ... and on and on it goes. My goodness this is mind-numbingly tedious!