Gossip Girl 4x03

OMƒGG! Gossip Girl, your one and only source into the scandalous lives of Manhattan’s elite in “under construction”! Could it be that Gossip Girl is preparing something big for Serena’s and Blair’s first day at Columbia? Well, there is a lot of gossiping to be done, of course. Now that her Parisian dalliance with the Monégasque Prince has come to an end, Blair receives the key to Columbia’s most exclusive social club, Hamilton House – from none other than that remarkably flat-chested stalker, Juliet – and what’s more, Serena doesn’t! Rufus has done a little paternity testing of his own and discovered that Dan’s blood type doesn’t match Georgina’s baby – and baby mama is hanging out on the beach at St. Bart’s! Goody-two-shoes Vanessa says, “If Ted Danson and Tom Selleck can do it, so can we, right?” Then Georgina returns with some crazy ass story about someone trying to kill her! And, oh, yeah, Chuck is back in town with Eva! Eric is back to spoil everyone’s party! The cat fight is on, obviously, between Blair and Eva – and it’s going to be ugly! But the showdown at Fashion Night is truly awesome! You go, girls! Give that Juliet a taste of her own medicine! In the end Juliet is talking to some convict about the girls proving a teeny bit more troublesome than the boys! What a teaser! Talk about gossip, girl, am I sad I don’t live on the Upper East Side! Notice that every sentence has an exclamation mark! OMƒGG!