Yes, yes, yes, Sofia Vergara is two eyes full of busty candy. Mitchell and Cameron are an endearing couple of fags. I said it, “fags,” as in: two man who love each other. No problem with that. And then, a ring at the door bell, it’s Shelly Long!!! Well, Mitchell’s mother DeDe. Now that’s fun! Then, bang! a bird flew against Jay’s window just as he was about to join glorious Gloria under the shower. DeDe is some new age addict. She’s stopping by because she wants to get past “the incident.” She’s talking about Jay’s wedding to Gloria. She showed up and got drunk. It was funny and then it was gross. And then it got weird. She needs closure, but Mitchell wants to repress it like “normal family.” Bet your life the Sunday dinner is going to be awkward. But to top it off, Haley’s boyfriend sing a song he composed for her: “The stars are falling from the sky / and you’re the reason why. / The moon is shining on your face / ‘cause it finally feels it’s found its place / ‘Cause maybe, maybe I just want to do you, do you. / Do you want to do me, do me, / underneath the moonlight, the moonlight? / Baby, baby, maybe I will steal you, steal you, / just so I can feel you, feel you, / maybe that would heal you, heal you on the inside.” Not that that allows Haley to go to the concert with Dylan, but everyone is singing his song the next morning. Yeah, I guess it was funny.
[This one goes out to Hui Yon, because she really needs a shout out!]
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