O!M!G! Hugh Hefner’s bimbo girlfriends and some playmates are going to do a commercial for Guitar Hero 5 ... !!! “I didn’t know there were going to be rehearsals!” “We didn’t even know what Guitar Hero was...” Twit & Twat, the twin tweeters are twitting twats! “We didn’t know anything...” How must that feel never having any goddam clue?!? They googled it, and since Heidi Klum did a commercial for it, it’s okay... ??? They’re residuals. “Residuals?” “I don’t even know if I said it right.” “Residuals?” O!M!ƒ!G! How annoying can you be?!? Looks like a great commercial, though, anyone seen it before?
Then Crystal goes to visit her mother in San Diego. Her father died years ago from a brain tumor. Her mother plays a song her father recorded. And then Crystal’s mom drops the bomb that she never married her father... WTF?!? That was awkward. Did we really need to know that? We didn’t, right? Wow. Just because she’s Hef’s whatever, girlfriend I guess, she’s able to go into the studio with Smokey Robinson, of all people, to record her version of her father’s song... Holy crap, her voice is awful! Toe-curlingly awful.
Then Crystal goes to visit her mother in San Diego. Her father died years ago from a brain tumor. Her mother plays a song her father recorded. And then Crystal’s mom drops the bomb that she never married her father... WTF?!? That was awkward. Did we really need to know that? We didn’t, right? Wow. Just because she’s Hef’s whatever, girlfriend I guess, she’s able to go into the studio with Smokey Robinson, of all people, to record her version of her father’s song... Holy crap, her voice is awful! Toe-curlingly awful.
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