Gossip Girl! OMG! XO XO I love how Nate and Serena are taking things slowly! They’re going all 9½ Weeks quickie in the kitchen for breakfast! Hahaha! Taking it slow? Not. Chuck is still following that woman who claims she is not his mother... Blair, Serena and Nate are all interfering, but he doesn’t want their advice. He’s afraid the woman just wants money to stay away. Of course, deep down he needs to know if she’s really his mother ... And, lo & behold, in the end the truth comes out that she is indeed Chuck’s mother. She didn’t love his father, he paid her to stay away, but now that father dear is gone, she would like to know her son... Aw! How cute and cuddly! I get all mushy... not. Okay, truth be told... never mind.
Dan finally has the nerve to walk up to Vanessa, after she’s ignored his many voice messages since he told her he’s in love with her. Um, mumble-stumble, awkwardness. “I meant that I love you as a friend.” Oooh, good one, Dan! You must be the first guy in the history of mankind to come up with that gem of a comeback! Not. She invites him to this beach-themed party and he promises to bring a date. More awkwardness – especially because he wasn’t seeing anyone up until now... Vanessa brings her “boyfriend” who’s as gay as can be... D & V end up kissing, she backs off, comes back, admits she scared, they promise to take it slow, and ... spend the night making whoopee until the early morning night. I love how these kids take things slow!
Like I said last week, with Chuck & Blair, Nate & Serena, Dan & Vanessa all lovie-dovie, the only one to stir up some dirt is little Jenny with her debonair Damien. And that’s exactly what happens when Lily finds Damien in Jenny’s room and presumes they, too, had it going on. Rufus goes berserk when he’s told his little girl is a maiden no more. (Damien, btw, is an anagram of “maiden” but that’s probably coincidence...) But Jenny is our favorite rebel, so she throws Damien’s party pills on the floor and throws a scene. Dapper Damien explains they’re his father’s, who’s an addict, blah-dee-blah. Oh, this gets better by the minute. Still, Jenny wants him, despite being grounded and exiled to grimy Brooklyn... So she flees and follows her man! Ah! Gossip Girl, you know I love you. New York City is still looking as gorgeous as ever! How I miss being there...!
Dan finally has the nerve to walk up to Vanessa, after she’s ignored his many voice messages since he told her he’s in love with her. Um, mumble-stumble, awkwardness. “I meant that I love you as a friend.” Oooh, good one, Dan! You must be the first guy in the history of mankind to come up with that gem of a comeback! Not. She invites him to this beach-themed party and he promises to bring a date. More awkwardness – especially because he wasn’t seeing anyone up until now... Vanessa brings her “boyfriend” who’s as gay as can be... D & V end up kissing, she backs off, comes back, admits she scared, they promise to take it slow, and ... spend the night making whoopee until the early morning night. I love how these kids take things slow!
Like I said last week, with Chuck & Blair, Nate & Serena, Dan & Vanessa all lovie-dovie, the only one to stir up some dirt is little Jenny with her debonair Damien. And that’s exactly what happens when Lily finds Damien in Jenny’s room and presumes they, too, had it going on. Rufus goes berserk when he’s told his little girl is a maiden no more. (Damien, btw, is an anagram of “maiden” but that’s probably coincidence...) But Jenny is our favorite rebel, so she throws Damien’s party pills on the floor and throws a scene. Dapper Damien explains they’re his father’s, who’s an addict, blah-dee-blah. Oh, this gets better by the minute. Still, Jenny wants him, despite being grounded and exiled to grimy Brooklyn... So she flees and follows her man! Ah! Gossip Girl, you know I love you. New York City is still looking as gorgeous as ever! How I miss being there...!
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