On Gossip Girl, Nate and Serena are still taking it slow the way only they know ... between the sheets getting their freak on! Dan and Vanessa are similarly taking things slow ... between the sheets! Wow, people get lucky in New York! The motherchucker of a basshole, Chuck Bass finally gets sued for sexual harassment by several of his female employees at his Empire Hotel! And some Christian Family Values club threatens to boycott his business. To spoil the party between Chuck and his long lost mother, Uncle Jack shows up claiming Chuck’s real mother did in fact die, and that this woman is a fraud. So Chuck has a DNA test run on her, which comes out positive. And to weather the storm, he signs off operations of his business to her. Except we learn soon after she is nothing less than a partner in crime of Uncle Jack! The Basstard has been double crossed!!! Jenny’s been banished to Brooklyn and grounded ... for life, it would seem. But Jenny from the block wouldn’t be a teenage rebel if she wouldn’t cut class ... and do her best to become a virgin no more ... So she takes it slow between the sheets with dapper Damien! Freak out! At least, her dad Rufus is freaking out. But in the end, Jenny too freaks out and backs out, and stays a sixteen year old virgin. Oh, how I love you, Gossip Girl!
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