Californication 4x01

For X-Mas the Cricket got two leaked episodes of the new Californication season! Did you miss Hank Moody? Of course you did! We get all new opening credits with a new tune as well. Hank just got out of jail. His buddy Charlie has been instructed by his soon-to-be ex-wife Marcy not to bring Hank to the love of his life, Karen. She doesn’t want to see him. Word got out that the novel, Fucking and Punching, Mia stole from him and published under her own name was in fact written by him. When he finally gets home, Karen slams the door in his face. Hank and Charlie visit an attorney (Carla Gugino who plays Amanda Daniels on Entourage) and puts himself at her disposal. Then he has a run in with Sasha Bingham (hot newcomer Addison Timlin), who introduces herself as Mia and tells him she is definitely not going to sleep with him. Actually, she’s going to star in the movie adaptation of Hank’s novel – even showing her beautiful boobs to prove the point she has no qualms about gratuitous nudity. Charlie Runkle gets his old job back on the condition that Hank rewrites the script himself. After a long day, Charlie takes Hank to Sasha, so that they can talk about the script, and he can crash on her couch. She’s in shirt and panties in her hotel room. And as “Sympathy for the Devil” plays on the soundtrack, they have sex. While she’s atop of him, she practices the punch Mia gave him back in the beginning. Hank’s arraignment is the morning after. Good news is the assault charges have been dropped. The bad news? He’s accused of statutory rape.